Manitou Springs hosts an annual morbid match inspired by a girl whose casket washed down Red Mountain in 1929 after years of erosion. The eponymous Emma Crawford Coffin Races & Festival emphasizes the fun in funeral. We spoke with contenders on how to bury the competition.
Local coffin competitor Cody Oborny has this suggestion:
“Teams should do a practice run. However, pushing a coffin down your street may raise eyebrows.”
Darwin Fredrickson of 2017’s fastest team, The Office, gives this advice:
Steve Crumpler and Team Fossil won another macabre meet for Manitou last year, the Frozen Dead Guy Days coffin race in Nederland, which celebrates a cryonic corpse of Bredo Morstoel, who rests on ice in a shed. Crumpler’s tip:
“Pallbearers must consume beer. Beer nourishes the body and soul. Lifestyles of Netflix watching and sedentary office work will take care of the rest.”
You have your strategy. The next Emma Crawford Coffin Races & Festival is Oct. 27, 2018.