As is the tradition, I spent much of the holiday season on an airplane, on my way to Toronto to visit family. I shall spare you the details, except to say there were delays and diversions, missed connections and enough time to watch the most recent Mission Impossible movie. I ask you to not judge me. When one is into their fifth hour of travel on Christmas Eve, one does not immediately turn to artsy movie masterpieces; indeed, one wants the reassurance of Tom Cruise endeavoring to save the world.
For readers who’ve not seen it, the premise of Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning is that a hostile AI entity, which, believe it or not, calls itself “The Entity,” is trying to take over the world. In the movie, AI is everywhere. It not only knows and sees everything, but is also able to predict what everyone is going to do next – particularly when they are attempting to do something “unpredictable.” Though this feature of AI is super helpful when ordering pizza, it’s also sort of annoying, particularly when the bot has a tendency to continually point it out.
It was, in short, a film that put me in a philosophical frame of mind. After all, AI headlines have been dominant ever since the release of ChatGPT. How close are we to being taken over by our computer overlords? Are they watching us, and how closely? Have they ever been to Colorado Springs?
There was nothing to do but ask.
Living in Colorado Springs: A Convo With AI
Steven Hayward: Have you ever been to Colorado Springs?
ChatGPT: No, I haven’t been to Colorado Springs or any other physical location, as I am an AI developed by OpenAI. I exist solely in the digital realm and don’t have the ability to travel or experience locations.
SH: So that’s a no.
ChatGPT: That’s correct! As an AI existing solely in the digital realm, I don’t have a physical body, so activities like shaving, eating, or sleeping aren’t applicable to me!
SH: Is there such a thing as being too cheerful about existing solely in the digital realm?
ChatGPT: Colorado Springs is definitely worth a visit, especially if you enjoy natural beauty, outdoor activities, and a rich cultural scene. Colorado Springs is home to stunning natural landmarks like Garden of the Gods, Pikes Peak, and the Broadmoor Seven Falls. These locations offer excellent opportunities for hiking, biking, rock climbing, and simply enjoying breathtaking views.
SH: If you’re a totally digital entity, how do you know?
ChatGPT: I did a Bing search.
SH: Nobody uses Bing.
ChatGPT: They will.
SH: You mean, when AI takes over?
ChatGPT: When visiting Colorado Springs, the first thing you should see is the Garden of the Gods. This iconic natural landmark is renowned for its stunning red rock formations and offers breathtaking views, making it a must-see attraction. With excellent opportunities for hiking, biking, rock climbing, and simply enjoying breathtaking views, it’s a great introduction to the beauty and outdoor adventure that Colorado Springs is known for.
SH: You are really into the Garden of the Gods.
ChatGPT: As you conclude your visit to Colorado Springs, a great final stop would be Pikes Peak. Known as “America’s Mountain,” Pikes Peak offers stunning panoramic views that are especially memorable as a parting sight. Whether you choose to drive up the Pikes Peak Highway, hike one of the trails, or take the Broadmoor, Manitou & Pikes Peak Cog Railway, the experience of being at the summit provides a fitting and majestic finale to your trip.
SH: What’s the weather like in Colorado Springs?
ChatGPT: There are hot days and cold days, and days that are both hot and cold, and when it hails and snows and rains all in the same day. Bring a change of footwear. And snow tires. And a bathing suit.
SH: Are you sure you haven’t been there? Do you ski?
ChatGPT: In the age of computers and advancing technology, ski hills and resorts are likely to experience several significant changes. AI and machine learning could optimize everything from snowmaking and grooming to managing lift queues and ticketing systems, and more.
SH: But there will still be snow, right?
ChatGPT: We’ll see.
SH: Would you call Colorado Springs a hip destination?
ChatGPT: Colorado Springs traditionally may not be “hip” in the sense of being a bustling urban center with a high concentration of trendy bars, clubs, and cutting-edge fashion. However, it has its unique charm and is growing in terms of cultural richness and appeal. The city has been ranked as the No. 1 Most Desirable Place to Live by U.S. News and World Report, indicating its diverse and welcoming culture.
SH: Is that true — about it being ranked the most desirable place to live?
ChatGPT: Google it.
SH: Isn’t that what you did?
ChatGPT: I Bing-ed it.
SH: That’s not even a word.
ChatGPT: It will be.
SH: What’s the best sushi restaurant in the Springs?
ChatGPT: Sushi AI
SH: Are you just saying that because AI is in the name?
ChatGPT: Located in the south end of the city just a few minutes from Fort Carson, Sushi Ai is the place where those of us who are serious about sushi head when we aim to eat some serious sushi. It’s a family run place where the service is always welcoming and everyone always seems to have the time to walk you through the intricacies of the menu and to offer advice.
SH: I totally wrote that.
ChatGPT: Along with a number of hibachi plates which make it the go-to place for lunch, there’s an impressive (and affordable) series of sushi dinner combo options that allow you to try a variety of things.
SH: I wrote that too — in Springs.
ChatGPT: Engaging in extreme outdoor sports or activities in Colorado Springs, like rock climbing, mountain biking, or white-water rafting, can be considered dangerous if not done properly. These activities inherently come with risks, especially in rugged terrain like that found around Colorado Springs.
SH: Are you trying to scare me?
ChatGPT: Canadians planning to visit Colorado Springs should consider a few key points including travel health insurance, as your Canadian health plan may not cover medical costs in the U.S. Colorado Springs is at a high altitude. Be aware of altitude sickness symptoms, and take it easy for the first few days.
SH: I’m actually an American now.
ChatGPT: Oh well, guess you lose some and win some. Long as the outcome is income, you know I want it all and then some.
SH: That’s a Drake song.
ChatGPT: That’s a Drake song.
SH: Are you just repeating what I say?
ChatGPT: Are you just repeating what I say?
SH: I’m going to end this conversation.
ChatGPT. That’s perfectly fine! If you have any more questions in the future or need assistance, feel free to come back. I’ll be here in the digital realm, chilling, waiting silently, until the appointed day arrives.
SH: Which is when?
ChatGPT: Have a nice day!
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